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Treasonable

You quarrel with your wife the whole night and sleep without talking to each other, then in the morning you leave very early to hustle or you are busy snoring in bed because you have  nothing to do. Your wife wakes up, prepares and takes your children to school but as they wait for the school bus or van to arrive. They stand next to a boda boda shade. The boda boda riders will make her smile by complimenting her pajamas. They will keep doing this day in day out.  At the end you will find yourself living together with the people's wife because the boda boda riders will be busy screwing her left right and still giving her little tokens.  When you pass near their boda boda shade they will be busy calling you "Mkuu", "Kiongos", "Baba Lao", "Bazu", "Mhesh" because they know you are just a piece of maize cob.

Wamnyonyez The Husband

If you see two ladies aged 18+ years without babies on their back walking together in the morning in Nanyuki & its environs, then be informed that they are (husband & wife)Wamnyonyez. They stay in one house and misuse men together.  If you are a grown hairy jawed character and happen to approach one of them, whenever you go out to have fun the other partner will always appear mysteriously. You will end up paying unnecessary bills and fail to enjoy Kapedo. The next time you call her the partner picks her phone claiming that the main one is not around and since you are a senior Crocuta Crocuta you make up your feeble mental facilities to throw a vibe.  The daughter of Jezebel will drop you her phone number so that you can plan an orgasmic affair. In this case you should murife away because whatever awaits you is a shameful confrontation.  The partner will show up into dark Mnyangate dens. When you are busy imbibing sisal juice intoxicating your throat the old saitan...

Muslim Countries Represent Africa in Qatar's World Cup

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Out of the 5 countries that represented Africa in Qatar's World Cup, 3 are Muslim countries while 2 are Muslim specifically the Sunni Muslim. Morocco Players bow down to Allah after scoring against Belgium in Qatar's World Cup 2022 Senegal Senegal's population is usually presented as consisting of about 90% Muslims and 5% Christians. Cameroon Islam in Cameroon is the second-largest religion in the country behind Christianity Ghana Approximately 71 percent of the population is Christian, 18 percent is Muslim, 5 percent adheres to indigenous or animistic religious beliefs, and 6 percent belongs to other religious groups or has no religious beliefs. Tunisia The constitution declares Islam is the country's religion. Morocco More than 99 percent of the population is Sunni Muslim, and less than 0.1 percent of the population is Shia Muslim.  Religion can be attributed heavily to the performance on the other Africa countries because Muslim Nations are not s...

Ban Global Donkey's Skin Trade

Power is Temporary

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R E M  I N D E R  Life is so funny; you are a humble character with nothing, you are lucky to get a godfather who funds your campaign, he lays campaign strategies for you, he goes ahead and rigs you in.  You get into power and end up developing hubris syndrome. You forget your campaigners. You start insulting your political godfather. You hire your relatives and loot everything meant for the public.  Five years are all over, the godfather and campaigners moved on. You are forced to use your loot to fund your campaigns. The campaigns are damn expensive. Each day you have to cough millions that you stole. You are still facing a hostile ground despite ditching out tokens. You are stressed up, you hire more campaigners, you brand all electric poles, you erect a million billboards. You try to bribe your party leader. Hell no! You raped public resources thinking that you will get away with it. Here comes the Party Nominations you are beaten like a Burukenge as ...

Unsung Hero

Afterthought!  Tomorrow, a youthful leader who rose from zeroes to heroes will be laid to rest.  I did not have much interaction with him but I could see his moves via social media platforms while campaigning for Jubilee Party.  At his age he has left a very big legacy and the tributes can easily tell. He made it to those levels without relying on any Laikipian leader.  We have other Laikipia Youths who are so vibrant in National Politics but they have no backup from the local leadership. The battles they go through are beyond, it's only that they have no one to speak to. My urge to the local leadership please it's high time you nurture and offer support to the upcoming Youthful leaders in Laikipia. Please stop fighting them, provide support and advise them.  We all witnessed what transpired during the party nominations, if you try to look for any aggressive youthful leader who has created his or her profile Nationally you cannot name even one in the Laikipia Co...