Treasonable

You quarrel with your wife the whole night and sleep without talking to each other, then in the morning you leave very early to hustle or you are busy snoring in bed because you have  nothing to do.

Your wife wakes up, prepares and takes your children to school but as they wait for the school bus or van to arrive. They stand next to a boda boda shade. The boda boda riders will make her smile by complimenting her pajamas. They will keep doing this day in day out. 

At the end you will find yourself living together with the people's wife because the boda boda riders will be busy screwing her left right and still giving her little tokens. 

When you pass near their boda boda shade they will be busy calling you "Mkuu", "Kiongos", "Baba Lao", "Bazu", "Mhesh" because they know you are just a piece of maize cob.

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