Wamnyonyez The Husband

If you see two ladies aged 18+ years without babies on their back walking together in the morning in Nanyuki & its environs, then be informed that they are (husband & wife)Wamnyonyez. They stay in one house and misuse men together. 

If you are a grown hairy jawed character and happen to approach one of them, whenever you go out to have fun the other partner will always appear mysteriously. You will end up paying unnecessary bills and fail to enjoy Kapedo. The next time you call her the partner picks her phone claiming that the main one is not around and since you are a senior Crocuta Crocuta you make up your feeble mental facilities to throw a vibe. 

The daughter of Jezebel will drop you her phone number so that you can plan an orgasmic affair. In this case you should murife away because whatever awaits you is a shameful confrontation. 

The partner will show up into dark Mnyangate dens. When you are busy imbibing sisal juice intoxicating your throat the old saitan shows up armed with sturely gigantic dude. She will start hurling unpalatable insults unto you like a burukenge. You will pay the bills so humiliated and vanish into a thin air to avoid more the uglier dramas! 

LGBTQ community is growing each day! Be informed, respect their choice!

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