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A Flayombant Laikipia Politician Shocks the World as he Hosts Hundreds in a Flashy New Year and Birthday Party at His Rural Home

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In Laikipia County there is one leader and a half, he does not know tribal boundaries. He associates with all.  Hon Maina Njenga enjoying birthday's cake His Excellency Chairman Hon Maina Njenga hosted a mammoth of humanity at his home in Siria, Marmanet Ward, Laikipia West Constituency to celebrate the new year in style. He has been doing this for years it's not the first occasion.  The colourful celebrations ended with sumptuous meals and cutting of a delicious cake as the son of the soil used the opportunity to celebrate his birthday.  In his new year speech chairman has congratulated President Ruto for launching the Hustler Fund which is the surest way of rising from bottom up. He urged Kenyans to utilize the funds in creating job opportunities for themselves.  He used the prime opportunity to request the communities living in Laikipia County to coexist in peace. Cattle rustlers do not spare anyone and it's important that the people should embrace com...

Laikipia Football Referees and Match Commissars Promoted After Passing The Physical Endurance Test PET

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Match officiating is a key thing in sports development. This helps to uplift the standards of the game and builds the confidence of the players. The exposure of of local referees also creates opportunities for our local players to the top tier leagues. Laikipia branch is not left behind in this.  The following 7 referees and 4 match commissars passed the Physical Endurance Test PET and they will now have a chance to be officiating matches at the National Division I while it's only one match commissar who will be officiating National Super League after passing PET.  Laikipia Referees and Match Commissars after passing Physical Endurance Test Referees at Division I  1. Carol Maina  2. Jecinta Ngamoe 3. Irene Sirikwa 4. Jackson Nangole  5. Daniel Turpana  6. John Mugiriki  7. John Kitili  Match Commissars Division I  1. Antony Muturi  2. Julius Lemeri 3. Andrew Muchemi  4. Stanley Njunguna  Match Commissar at National ...

Kanyoni Village, Laikipia County Featured in Al Ahjar Movie Series

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On the outskirts of Nanyuki, Laikipia County on your way to the famous Fairmont Mount Kenya Safari Club lies a village known as Kanyoni. The small village is at the border of Nyeri and Laikipia County adjacent to Kahurura Forest.                   Kanyoni Village  For the last two weeks the village has been the centre of interest in East Africa. A group of movie stars from Cedars Art Productions through the Dreamcatcher Productions Kenya camped there filming an episode of an Egyptian TV Series titled Al Ahjar. The inhabitants of all ages from the young to the elderly got a chance of participating fully in the whole thing.  Isaack Kiragu one of the boda boda riders stated that;  ✓ A lot of money was pumped to the village  ✓ Talent can pay  ✓ The village is one of the best  despite all bad narratives against it.  ✓ The movie idea helps encourage, inspire and counsel ✓ Appreciation of culture h...

Kenya Defence Forces(KDF) Men's Volleyball Team Crowned Champions

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Kenya Defence Forces (KDF) men's team are the champions of the inaugural edition of Eldoret City Open volleyball tournament. Winners of individual awards best attacker going to Makuto and Kimtai best setter from Kdf In the men’s category, KDF laboured to beat Prisons 3-1 (25-21, 25-19, 17-25, 25-15) to emerge victors with nine points. KDF had earlier defeated Rift Valley Prison 3-0 (25-14, 25-23, 25-17) and Stormers in straight sets (25-19, 25-17, 25-17). Prisons finished second with six points after a 3-0 (25-16, 25-16, 25-10) win over Stormers and a 3-1 win (25-22, 25-16, 17-25 and 25-21) triumph over Rift Valley Prisons. Member of Parliament Kesses Constituency Hon CPA Julius Rutto Kipletting  According to the Team Manager Alfred Chedotum Ruto this was a good motivation to the team as they head to the National League. Team Manager KDF Alfred Chedotum Ruto

Treasonable

You quarrel with your wife the whole night and sleep without talking to each other, then in the morning you leave very early to hustle or you are busy snoring in bed because you have  nothing to do. Your wife wakes up, prepares and takes your children to school but as they wait for the school bus or van to arrive. They stand next to a boda boda shade. The boda boda riders will make her smile by complimenting her pajamas. They will keep doing this day in day out.  At the end you will find yourself living together with the people's wife because the boda boda riders will be busy screwing her left right and still giving her little tokens.  When you pass near their boda boda shade they will be busy calling you "Mkuu", "Kiongos", "Baba Lao", "Bazu", "Mhesh" because they know you are just a piece of maize cob.

Wamnyonyez The Husband

If you see two ladies aged 18+ years without babies on their back walking together in the morning in Nanyuki & its environs, then be informed that they are (husband & wife)Wamnyonyez. They stay in one house and misuse men together.  If you are a grown hairy jawed character and happen to approach one of them, whenever you go out to have fun the other partner will always appear mysteriously. You will end up paying unnecessary bills and fail to enjoy Kapedo. The next time you call her the partner picks her phone claiming that the main one is not around and since you are a senior Crocuta Crocuta you make up your feeble mental facilities to throw a vibe.  The daughter of Jezebel will drop you her phone number so that you can plan an orgasmic affair. In this case you should murife away because whatever awaits you is a shameful confrontation.  The partner will show up into dark Mnyangate dens. When you are busy imbibing sisal juice intoxicating your throat the old saitan...

Muslim Countries Represent Africa in Qatar's World Cup

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Out of the 5 countries that represented Africa in Qatar's World Cup, 3 are Muslim countries while 2 are Muslim specifically the Sunni Muslim. Morocco Players bow down to Allah after scoring against Belgium in Qatar's World Cup 2022 Senegal Senegal's population is usually presented as consisting of about 90% Muslims and 5% Christians. Cameroon Islam in Cameroon is the second-largest religion in the country behind Christianity Ghana Approximately 71 percent of the population is Christian, 18 percent is Muslim, 5 percent adheres to indigenous or animistic religious beliefs, and 6 percent belongs to other religious groups or has no religious beliefs. Tunisia The constitution declares Islam is the country's religion. Morocco More than 99 percent of the population is Sunni Muslim, and less than 0.1 percent of the population is Shia Muslim.  Religion can be attributed heavily to the performance on the other Africa countries because Muslim Nations are not s...